hesparks:

I JUST HUNG UP ON A FORMER FLORIDA GOVERNOR.

HELP.

FUCK.

HELPPPP


he was governor for like 4 days bUT STILL.

.

His proudest achievement, spoken in characteristic good humor, was: “I wanted to be known as the governor who did the least damage to Florida.”

gUYS, I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. THIS IS THE GUY I HUNG UP ON. – who APPARENTLY may have actually hung up on us, because he’s 94 and has accidentally done it to Kyle and his mom a bunch of times already. And he just calls back and is like “Stupid phone” and Kyle is like “Of course, Governor Mixson, one second while I trasnfer you.”

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